I question whether to post this hilarious conversation between Saunders and Katie Anne because of the "language", but it was soooo funny that I simply have to put it down for my dear followers to enjoy.
Setting: Katie Anne's room, approximately fifteen minutes ago.
Background: I'm getting Katie Anne out of her party outfit (fun pictures of Lily's party to come!) and into a gown for her nap, and Saunders is explaining to me why he cannot help get her down for a nap. In his explanation, he used the word "rectum". Do I need to explain why he said that? I hope that I do not. If you know Saunders, I'm sure I don't need to explain anything. ;)
Katie Anne: Daddy, we don't say rectum.
Saunders: Um, okay - we don't?
Katie Anne: No, rectum is a bad word.
Saunders: Oh, okay.
Katie Anne: Daddy, rectum means butthole.
Saunders and I kind of freeze, and then almost die laughing.
Saunders: Katie Anne, who told you what rectum means?
Katie Anne: Nobody.
Saunders: How do you know that word?
Katie Anne: Well, Daddy, because you just said it.
Saunders: Katie, what two-year-old can tell you the definition of rectum?
Me: I don't know.
Saunders: Where did she hear rectum? Or butthole?
Me: I do not know.
Sometimes, she cracks us up so much that we can barely breathe. Katie Anne was stone-cold serious the entire time, though. She means it - we don't say rectum. So, remember that.